Help me! Help me!
by Cookster on Jul.15, 2009, under Blog Shorts, Non-fiction, Stories
Flies are some of the most disgusting pests I can think of in the insect world. Although in some cultures, the presence of a fly can be a sign of good luck. I had been dodging flies outside since the end of May, but I hadn’t seen any good luck come my way in my effort to refinance my house. Actually it was just the opposite. Since St. Patrick’s Day, I had been working with my local bank loan officer to get my monthly home payments reduced. Considering the state of the economy, the banks, and the real estate market, it was amazing anyone at the bank was even talking to me. Without going into a lot 
of detail, let’s just say that there were a few set-backs in getting this thing moving. Finally after many delays, a title company officer came to my house to have papers signed. Unfortunately, she left me with the impression that there was still an “if” about the loan closing. Geez God, just send me a sign already, I thought.
Two days later, I noticed a couple of my indoor cats hovering around the back end of the arcadia door. I shooed the cats away to see about ten flies flitting around on the inside of the glass door. I grabbed the can of insect spray and blasted them. The cats had now found something else to grab their attention in the nearby window. As I pulled the blinds away, there were several more flies. What is going on here? Where are all these flies coming from? There were lots of flies outside, but how are they getting into the house? With this many flies in the house, I would think I would have seen one buzz by me.
When my son, Todd, came home later that day, I told him the creepy story of the flies before I went to lie down. My head never hit the pillow when I heard, “Hey Mom, come here and see this!” As I rounded the corner, I could see my son over by the arcadia door. I couldn’t believe my eyes! There were about twenty more flies crawling on the glass. As the last fly succumbed to the insect spray, I cautiously moved towards the living room window. The wooden shutters were closed with a couple of slats open. A scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds crept into my mind as I slowly opened the shutters. I slammed the shutters closed and ran for the bug spray. When the toxic fumes cleared, I had annihilated over thirty flies just in the living room. We estimated the body count was somewhere around sixty plus altogether.
So are flies lucky? Well obviously not for them, but the next day I received the papers in the mail telling me the loan that I had tried for over fours years to refinance was now paid in full. Somehow through all the goofs and delays, I managed a five percent interest rate. My monthly mortgage payment has almost been cut in half. Along with the papers was a big check I wasn’t expecting. A week later, I got another big check from the escrow account. Where did all the flies come from? We never found out and they never came back. Be careful when you ask God for a sign, you just might get one (or sixty).
July 15th, 2009 on 11:42 pm
Great story! Instead of “Lord of the Flies” it’s more like Flies of the Lord…..
July 15th, 2009 on 11:54 pm
Very good, David! You are so witty!
August 28th, 2009 on 8:50 am
As Kermit the Frog says, “Time’s fun when you’re having flies!” Giggle . . . snort! I had to put something since David took my saying. “Mom! David’s taking my thoughts and won’t post slowly!!” Snicker . . . snort! Gotta fly now! ;oP
August 28th, 2009 on 8:52 am
I find it scary that you and David might think alike. Both of you are very punny.